she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers
Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"
