A salesman dropped in to see a business customer.
Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.
The salesman stared at the animal. wondering if his
The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is part of my job."
"Incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm going to tell your boss what a prize he has in you. An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he make me answer the phone as well!"