A couple was going to a costume party.
The husband was unsure of
what costume to wear.
His wife was telling him to hurry or they
would be late for the party.
from
the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old
floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss in Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry
and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes.
He
also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his
penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice
and I come."
