A blonde goes to a fast food restaurant for a cup of coffee.
While sipping
it, she looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off game piece.
pulls off the tab and yells, "I won! I won! I won a motor home! I won a
motor home!"
A waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible, the biggest prize
given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No, I won a motor home! I
won a motor home!"
Next the manager makes his way over to the table and explains, "You
couldn't possibly have won a motor home, because we didn't offer that as a
prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I won a motor home! I won a
motor home!"
With that, she hands the prize ticket to the manager to read
for himself.
Sure enough, the ticket reads, "WIN A BAGEL!"