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What A Coincidence

This guy with a big, shiny black eye was sitting in the airport terminal waiting for his plane.
Another guy with a big, shiny black eye came and sat next to him.
The second guy looked at the first and said, "Wow! I see you have a black eye too. How did you get yours?"
"Well, it was one of those tongue-twister situations. You see, I walked up to the ticket counter and the ticket agent had the biggest set of tits I’ve ever seen. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like a ticket to Pittsburgh, please, it came out as ‘I’d like a picket to Titsburgh, please.’ She leaned over the counter and punched me right in the eye!"
"What a coincidence!" the second guy said. "I got my black eye in almost the same way. You know, one of those tongue-twister situations. I meant to say to my wife, ‘Can you pour me a bowl of Toasties, please?’ Instead, it came out, ‘You’ve ruined my life, you evil bitch!"




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