There was a German, an American and a Idiot on death row.
injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom He was dead
instantly).
Then the American said, "Just hang me." (Snap he was dead).
Then the idiot said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave
him
his first shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each
other
and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the idiot said give me another one of those shots, so the guards
did, now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants.
So finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The idiot replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a
condom."!!!!!!
