The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars.
The
spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the
atmosphere.
people to breathe.
He removed
his space suit and exited the spacecraft.
He was amazed to find himself in
a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills.
He hiked for
some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush
green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better
Homes and Gardens.
He walked up to the front door and found it open.
He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen he
went back there.
WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he
had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove.
Inside the pot was a
gooey mess that she was stirring with a large spoon.
As he watched she
kept stirring and stirring.
After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing.
She replied
that she was having a baby.
He was quite skeptical but after a couple
more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out
a beautiful baby girl.
He told her that was really amazing but that was
not the way it was done on Earth.
She replied "How do you do it on Earth?"
With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll
show you.
After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay
back exhausted and lit up a cigarette.
She said "Well where is the baby?"
He said "Oh that takes nine months."
She replied, "Well why did you stop stirring."
