The trouble with some women is
that they get all excited about nothing -- and then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Confucius: Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
"It really is true," exclaimed the satisfied young woman to the man lying beside her. "Nice guys finish last!"
"Never make love on an empty stomach," admonishes a young woman we know. "Take him out to dinner first."
I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.
One determined young woman finally got so fed up with her shy boyfriend's fumbling advances she decided to put him in her place.
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