The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bob had so many women
hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
what the hell is your secret?"
So Bob replies, "Well Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always
whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and
I can screw 'em forever!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom.
He heard
his wife in the shower.
Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his
clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bob?"
