There once was a man that went to Vietnam and got his arm blown off in a
major battle.
old friend about his troubles.
His friend tells him about a new
invention.
The invention was a mechanical arm that does what you tell
it to do.
Well the man was a little nervous about the idea but he
decided to go through with it.
So a month later he got the mechanical
arm put on and went home for the first time.
He gets to the door and says "Open the door".
The arm opens the
door for him.
Then he says "close the door".
The arm closes the door.
Later on that night he's watching T.V. and he wants a beer so he
walks to the fridge and says "open the refridgerator and take me out a
beer".
The arm opens the door and gets him a beer.
The man thinks that it was a good idea to get the arm.
About an hour later he needs to take the biggest piss.
So he
goes to the bathroom and says "unbutton my pants, and unzip them. Then
take it out".
He does his duty and when he's done he says "shake it a
bit".
Well that felt good so he says "Shake it again, Harder".
Boy
that felt real good so he says "Jerk Me Off".
The arm then proceeds and
rips off his dick.
The man screams "Oh fuck me".
Then the arm shoves
it up his ass.
The guy says "Oh I can't believe what I'm seeing".
So
the arm shoves his dick in his eye.
