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You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
He: I have a 10" Cock!
She: I find that hard to swallow!
Have you heard about the woman who
was fired from working at the sperm bank?
They caught her drinking on the job.
Have you heard about the gay who put a nicotine patch on his penis?
He's down to three butts a day.
Doctor I think my breasts are filled with water."
"Water! How's that possible?"
."Whenever someone presses them my pussy gets wet."