This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots another
blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
car.
Staring in disbelief she stands at
the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in
the field. "Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?"
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, "Because it is an
ocean of wheat."
The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious.
She yells at
the blonde in the field. "It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest
of us a bad name."
The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders
and began rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook her
fist at blonde in the field yelling, "If I could swim, I would come out
there and kick your tail!"