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  • FAMILY PICTURE ON HIS DESK: He must be a solid, responsible family man.
  • FAMILY PICTURE ON HER DESK: She puts her family before her career.
  • HER DESK IS CLUTTERED: She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
  • HE IS TALKING WITH HIS CO-WORKERS: He must be discussing the latest deal.
  • SHE IS TALKING WITH HER CO-WORKERS: She must be gossiping.
  • HE'S NOT IN THE OFFICE: He's meeting a customer.
  • SHE'S NOT IN THE OFFICE: She must be out shopping.
  • HE'S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS: He's on his way up.
  • SHE'S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS: They must be having an affair.
  • THE BOSS CRITICIZED HIM: He'll improve his performance.
  • THE BOSS CRITICIZED HER: She'll be very upset.
  • HE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL: Did he get angry? SHE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL: Did she cry?
  • HE'S GETTING MARRIED: He'll get more settled.
  • SHE'S GETTING MARRIED: She'll get pregnant and leave.
  • HE'S HAVING A BABY: He'll need a raise.
  • SHE'S HAVING A BABY: She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
  • HE'S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP: It's good for his career.
  • SHE'S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP: What does her husband say?
  • HE'S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB: He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
  • SHE'S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB: Women are not dependable.

 

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