Amanpreet was hauled up on assault charges.
And it wasn't
the first time Preet was standing in front of this particular
judge.
that you
beat up your friend Jon. This isn't the first time you two have
come to blows. Tell me why I shouldn't send you off to jail."
"Well, your honor, it's like this," Lizard Pecker began, "we
were in the bar, sitting real peaceful. Then, Jon turns to me
and said, 'you know, Preet, the only damned reason you're
behaving is you're afraid of that asshole judge.'"
"Well, Your
Honor, when he said that about you, I just busted him in the
mouth."
