nothing but a strategically-placed feather duster.
First question: "Do you fold your towels before you put them away?""Well, Mr. Kaelin, your credentials check out perfectly. You're hired." She's great with the food budget -- but the hamsters are missing."I'm sorry, but due to a recent federal ruling, I don't do Windows." When confronted about nothing being cleaned, insists that
"Scrubbing Bubbles does the work so I don't have to." She doesn't do windows, but she *does* do your
17-year-old son. Well, they don't call him "Mr. French" because
of his accent. Scoot marks on the rug, and you don't even have a dog.