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your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
your computer is worth more than
all of your cars combined
your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her
you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor or farm animal
you start all your e-mail with the words "Howdy y'all"