A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy
a new "city" outfit.
if she could help him, he
answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to
buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like
to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?"
"Size 15 double E."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes, sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat."
"Yes, sir. What size? and style?"
"Eight and five-eighths. Stetson."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything
else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as
the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and
asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the
answer is four inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is
bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied.........................
"From the floor ma'am.................From the floor."
