An extremely shy and very modest man was in the
hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had
left his digestive system upset.
the
latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed.
He suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
Loosing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets
in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
security guard who had watched the whole incident
walked up and asked, "What was that all about?"
Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"
