On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light ,and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.
there. Did Santa bring that
to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on
that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00
bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the
way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to
you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick
underneath the horse, instead of on top."
