The blonde haired wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday
School class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last
week.
store where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy
that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at
the church. I then bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back
bumper of my car. I'm really glad that I did. What followed was a truly
uplifting experience."
"I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about the Lord, and I did not notice that the light had changed. It's a
good thing someone else loves Jesus or I may have never noticed that the
light had changed. I found that lots of people love Jesus. Why the guy
behind me started to honk like crazy and then he leaned out his window
and screamed "For the love of God, Go!..Go! Jesus Christ! Go! Everyone
was honking. I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those
loving people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love."
"There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear
him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving a
funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked
my teenager son in the back seat what this meant, he said that it was
nothing, probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have
never met a person from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him
the good luck sign back. My son burst into laughter. Why, even he was
enjoying the love of this religious experience."
"A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
they got out of their car and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted
to pray or ask what church I attended, but that is when I noticed that
the light had changed. I waved one more time to my loving brothers and
sisters and drove through the intersection."
"I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light
changed again. I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that
love we had shared. So, I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and
gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away."