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A daughter comes home from the peace corps in Uganda and surprises her mother who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup.

The mother is so thrilled she can’t stop hugging and kissing her daughter.

Finally she says, “Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were doing.”

Her daughter says, “Mom, I got married.”

“Oy, mazeltov,” says the mother.

“How could you do that without telling me? What’s he like? What does he do? Where is he?”

“He’s waiting outside on the porch while I tell you.”

“What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my new son-in-law.”

The daughter brings him in and to her consternation the mother sees a black man standing before her wearing a big grin, a feathered cod piece, an enormous head dress, animal tooth beads and he is holding a very tall spear in an upright position.

The mother grabs her daughter, slaps her back and forth on both cheeks and screams, “Dummy, Stupid, Idiot….. I said RICH doctor!”

 

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