90 And Still Going Strong. 0votes
Two 90 year olds had been dating for some time, when the old man said to the woman, "I think it's time we had sex, don't you agree?"
And so they did.
Afterward, as they were lying in bed, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I had known that she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
Meanwhile, the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I had known that the old geezer could really get it up, I would have taken off my pantyhose.