Divorcee Barbie 0votes
A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie @ $15.95 Vacation
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why is "Divorcee Barbie" so much? She looks the same to me."
The assistant answers, "Well, sir, "Divorcee Barbie" comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his season tickets to the Dolphins, his Gold Mastercard, his yacht and his summer home."
Greatest Dancer? 0votes
Everyone always says that Fred Astaire was a great dancer... but not only did his partner keep up with him... she did it backwards!