The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give
clues to your sexual
personality. The key is the colours you select for your
possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favourite colour. But look
around you, and you'll notice a pattern. The predominant colour for you is
the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that mirrors the sexual
you. A panel of psychologists, explained the association between colour and
sexual patterns.
RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused
and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it
may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing
erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of red tend to be
aggressors and weaker colours should be aware.
YELLOW:
If you tend to favour yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward
the adaptable. The favourite colour of homosexuals is yellow. But don't
panic -- not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will
consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will
never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation
from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK:
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women
tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases
they flaunt their femininity, but because they secretly hate men. A great
percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink
are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates
for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up someone in some
bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE:
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for
a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their
hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes
purple partners are more concerned with their fulfilment than anyone else's
gratification.
BLACK:
Black colour preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black
partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each
other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform
at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police
psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the colour black. And it is no
coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN:
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And
a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and
endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
ORANGE:
Lovers of the colour orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is
as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless
dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not
experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers
tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their
partners. Love is a 24 hour a day thing, where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots
of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
word could end the affair.
GREY:
The colour grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
excited about anything -- including colour -- so they choose a noncommittal
shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but
nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't
make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons: to accommodate
their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom
plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with
another colour, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.
When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE:
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate
and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art
and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists,
delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women
in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners
but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of
lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a
wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.
WHITE:
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people
are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the
daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the
covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use
pet names for their genitals!!