5 Top Jokes

Professional Advice
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for

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Talking Leg
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Patient says, "Doc, you must check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously places his ear to the man's thigh only to

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Chicken Preparation
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I went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.

We asked how they prepare their chickens.

The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die."

 

Benevolent Barber
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man -

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