An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall.
After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and asks, “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony? He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”
The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband.
So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman. “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”
“No, I’m sorry maam, I haven’t seen your husband.”
The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and asks, “Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?”
The saleswoman answers, “Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety-split.”
“No no no, thatsa not-a my Tony. He pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts… but he no lickety split!”