5 Newest Jokes

Mujibar
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it
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Bad Breath
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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Mitch remembered he had a Dentist appointment. However, he was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath. So, he brushed his teeth 7 times, used
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72 Virgins
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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training
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Scottish Blood
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A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a
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Reload
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his 1911 Colt pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been screwing my
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