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10 Random Jokes

Volunteer Firefighters
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A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana.

The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.

The fire proved to be more

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Terrible Secrets
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A honeymooning couple whose luggage has been lost are frantic that the other will learn about the horrible secret they've been hiding from each other.

The young man dashes into the bathroom of their honeymoon suite.

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Good Looking Gorilla
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Five men end up stranded on a tropical island.

The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.

After one whole month the guys are all sitting

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Wise Words From Mark Twain
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

---Mark Twain

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Mixed Feelings
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The two men stood on the lonely lighthouse.

Through the fog they could see a small boat making its way toward them, with a lonely occupant.

Suddenly a squall lifted the craft and tossed the

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Johnnys First Wet Dream
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Johnny's mother entered little Johnny's room and woke him.

"Come on Johnny time to wake and get ready for school"

Johnny groggily pleaded, "Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"

She

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The Car Accident
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A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,

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Cunt Stretcher
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Bob was driving home after a day at the construction site.

He was driving over the Golden gate bridge at about 90mph.

When in front of him a cop jumped out

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Strong Wind
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Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.

"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life. You know these giant redwood trees?

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Creating Man
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One day in the garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."

"What's that problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful

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