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10 Random Jokes

65-year Old Mother
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

"May

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Like A Cow
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A cattle rancher lived very far from town, his wife was pregnant and about due.

He went to see the doctor because he wouldn't be able to get his wife

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Custer’s Last Thoughts
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An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist.

Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff, and I would like your interpretation of

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Philosophy
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A philosophy professor gives a final exam consisting entirely of a single word:

"Why?"

One student answers "Why not?" and receives an 'A'.

 

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Johnny Goes To The Whorehouse
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Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means.

His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."

Little Johnny starts screaming

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Get Well
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at

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Daily Mud Bath
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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."

So the guy asks, "Well

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Kinky
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So there's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting enough (any) sex.

Just about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and

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What’s Sex?
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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.

He tells her

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Deodorizer
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You might be a redneck if your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.