10 Random Jokes

Vet
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A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her Doctor.

The Doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had

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Let Me Think
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A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.

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Dear Abby
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I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs ... phone rings but if I

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Men Served Only
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A feminist walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "for men only".

"I'm sorry, ma'am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place."

"That's OK, "she says. "I'll take two of them."

1999 Darwin Awards
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The 1999 Darwin Awards 9-28-99 Yes, the long wait is over. The 1999 Darwin Awards are officially here. For those sheltered few of you who are not fully aware of the Darwin Awards; these awards

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That’ll Teach You!
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John decided to visit his friend, Dave,who had just moved into a new high-rise apartment building.

As he parked his car and got out, he heard a woman's voice say, "Hi there, big boy."

Looking

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No Pets
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There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua.

The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The

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Hunting In The South
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The

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Backfired
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby

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Old Golfer
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Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.

Not being able to say

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