10 Random Jokes

Two cannibals are at the Jungle Olympics 100 metres final.

"I'm so hungry, I think might eat a couple of those runners later," says one. "Would you care to join me?"

"No,

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.
Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically

A Colonel and a Major are in the BOQ arguing.

The Colonel says sex is 90% work and only 10% pleasure.

The Major argues the opposite: 90% pleasure and 10% work.

They can't

A man is in a hotel lobby.

He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.

It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her

Two Stupid guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding...

"I'm not sure  if my future bride is a virgin or not."

His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is

An elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead.

Operator: "MIGHT be dead? Sir, can't you tell if she's dead?"

Man: "I'm not quite sure."

Operator: "Well, what

A gushy reporter said to Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the golf course.