10 Random Jokes

Sick
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I told my boss I felt sick and wanted to go home, and he said, "You don't look sick."

So I threw up on him.

I

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The Luge
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Some people considered it crazy.

For him it was all a matter of speed.

You had to love it or you might as well forget it.

There was no room for fear when the walls

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Florists
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Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the

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Reason
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"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."

"That's correct," says the defendant.

"Upon which," continues the

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Copyright
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Copyright explained: When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must

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Last Words
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years.

The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers

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Hard Egg
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These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and

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Premature Ejaculation
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One year at Halloween the governor was giving a costume party.

All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were.

When one couple arrived

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Money To A Bum
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A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor.

"I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum twenty whole

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Looks Like Plastic
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A big-time executive walks into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying, something in his hand.

The executive leaned close as the drunk held the object up to

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