Call Three 0votes
Support: Hello, Psychic Friends Computer Support Network! How can I help you?
Customer: Hi, I've been wondering whether or not to break up with my girlfriend. We've been
Bad Dog 0votes
A man had a dog who was a bad dog.
The dog ate the homework, the cat, and software.
Bad dog.
So the man got his 38 Police Special, grabbed
Where Do Deleted Characters Go? 0votes
Most likely, at least once a day you delete a letter, number, or even whole words and paragraphs from your documents on the computer.
It's a simple matter for you, but have you ever thought about
Difference 0votes
What is the difference between a beginner, a professional, and a show-off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling!
Pulled Over 0votes
A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 yr. old son, Little Johnny.
She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.
Sausage 0votes
The waitress was waiting about as patiently as could be expected while the guy was slowly going over the breakfast menu.
Being a smart ass, he said to the other guys in the booth, and
Paying By Pussy 0votes
A young wife was at home waiting for her husband to get off work when the doorbell rang.
It was the Fuller Brush Man with her order from the week before.
She told him, "I don't have
Ready 0votes
Tech Support: What does the screen say now?"
Person: "It says , 'hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Person: "How do I know when it's ready?"
Bear Hunting 0votes
There was an eskimo that always wanted to trap a polar bear.
He tried many different methods but none of them seemed to work very well.
One day, a man told him that he had
Dead Waiter*** 1vote
Six months after the waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the dead man.
During the seance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing