Streams
A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.
He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.
"What the hell
You Know You’re In Trouble When
- Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
- You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.
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The little
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Mother Of Four
Haggard Mother of four talking on phone, as husband embraces her from behind:
"One of these days Marge, somebody's gonna come up with a book: 'How to Get Out of Doing
Miserable
Little Johnny Gets a Haircut
Little Johnny was a country boy who had come into some money and decided he would go to town.
Having never been to town before he strolled up and down the street looking at the stores, when he
Chivalry
Homeward bound at the end of the war, a Confederate soldier saw a beautiful woman and was about to go over and introduce himself when a fellow train passenger pushed
Warning Labels I’d Like To See
- Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position before being lodged up your ass by the angry motorist you just rear-ended."
- Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"
English Channel Swim
A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second.
The blonde finally reached the
Valium
A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills.
She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care
Burnt Redneck
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body.
So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for.
Daryl went