Blessed 0votes
A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from all of the refrigerator leftovers.
"I don't know," he said
Freshmen 0votes
When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us.
When we echoed back to him, he responded "Ah, you're Freshmen."
He explained. "When you walk in
Touring 0votes
One day, an American was touring Spain.
After his day's sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it
Ransom 0votes
Levine having gone to his secretary's apartment for some hot over-time, was astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the morning.
"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!"
Unsure
3 Black Men 0votes
A couple are at an Art exhibition and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench;
Dead! Maybe…. 0votes
An elderly man called 911 and said he thought his wife might be dead.
Operator: "MIGHT be dead? Sir, can't you tell if she's dead?"
Man: "I'm not quite sure."
Operator: "Well, what
Two Dollars More 0votes
A traveling salesman, out on the road for two months, was beginning to feel lonely and horny.
He stopped in at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender what men did for fun around
Why Did I Stop You? 0votes
I 285, the perimeter around Atlanta, is known as the local speedway.
Although the limit is 55 MPH, it is not uncommon for drivers to hit 85 and 90.
Most
Golfing 0votes
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward
To The Dogs 0votes
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and