10 Random Jokes

There was a great eruption of a south sea island volcano, and the witch doctor appealed to the tribal chief, demanding that a virgin be sacrificed to appease the volcano.

The chief apologized, "I've used up

A man came home from work early one day and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.

"Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart

There's nothing better than waking up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob. 

Unless, maybe, it was your wife giving you the blowjob. 

Or maybe your wife watching *her* girlfriend give you a

A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative.

This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home.

One evening, after a

People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were

A member of the faculty in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.

He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his classroom:

"Professor Jennings informs his students that he

Ok guys..here are the rules...

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. No male can possibly know all the rules.
3. The rules are subject to change at any time without notification.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she MUST immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.