10 Random Jokes

Aids Or Alzheimers?
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A man went to his doctor and says, "Hey, doc, it's not me it's my wife. I can't figure out if she has AIDS or Alzheimer's."

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Barbers Balls
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around

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Best Engine
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A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina."

"It can be started with one finger."

"It is self-lubricating."

"It takes any size piston, and it changes its own oil every four weeks."

"It is

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Flying A Kite
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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to

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One Liners
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  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • Hang in there: retirement is only thirty years away!
  • I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
  • I disagree with unanimity.
  • I never
  • Last night I was in the mood to see something silly and idiotic on TV. So I put the cat there.
  • Last week, I went to a furniture store to look for a decaffeinated coffee table. They couldn't help me.
  • Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
  • Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
  • Love thy neighbor; tune thy piano.

 

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Substitute Teacher
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an

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Making Hay
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Farmer Brown's son George went to the big city to make his fortune.

Unfortunately he became a stockbroker, and on last October 20, he found himself reduced to shining shoes for a living.

At the same time,

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Here Kitty, Kitty
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I read an article recently about someone having tremendous problems bathing a cat.

This tickled me, and I am moved to describe an incident in the same vein.

Has anyone had to take a cat to the

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$200 Please
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A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and roadworthy again.

But had run out of people to borrow from.

So, he calls his parents via the operator, and

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Suing
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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suing the fast

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