10 Random Jokes

Genie
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One day, a man rubbed a lamp.

A genie popped out of the lamp and said, "You have three wishes.

I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, every politician in the world gets twice as

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Wife Or Girlfriend
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A physicist, an accountant and a lawyer are all standing around at a party discussing if it's better to have a wife or a girlfriend.

The accountant says, "A girlfriend! No commitments, no hassles.

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Two Brothers
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There are two brothers, eight and nine.

On Christmas morning, they run downstairs to see their presents.

The oldest one discovers to his delight that he got a bicycle, a Playstation,

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Car Terminology
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 The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand."

"He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You

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Oh Yeah?
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Two lovers were driving down a highway when the girl decided to give her lover a hand job.

The man soon lost control of the car & crashed into a tree.

The girl was thrown

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Lucky 5
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A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, who's lucky number is 5 receives a phone call from a friend.

The

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Better Than Viagra
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There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor.

The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man.

The doctor

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Recent Survey
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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:

Five percent said it was to get a glass of water.

Twelve percent said it was to go

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American
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A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican

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Happy Butt
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It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, "Happy Butt."

The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You

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