Hunting Unicorns*** 1vote
Two hunters were in a lodge, making small talk.
One of them asked the other "So, what do you hunt?"
He answered "I hunt unicorns."
The first hunter was startled,
Japanese 0votes
Joe, Pete and I were washing up for lunch.
"Say, I think I'll head over to the Japanese restaurant for some sushi," bubbled Joe. "Any of you care to join me?"
"What," I said, "eat
Limericks 0votes
There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
Till a prince from Peru
Who came up for a screw
Had to hunt for
Things To Remember When Camping. 0votes
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A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish.
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Don’t Hurt My Buttercups 0votes
One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups.
Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of his ball.
After finding it, he was
My Cousin Dan 0votes
A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2
Feminists 0votes
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
Female Seminars By Males 0votes
- Elementary Map Reading
- Crying and Law Enforcement
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Exercise for seniors 0votes
Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my younger friends.
The article suggested
Jesus And Moses 0votes
Jesus and Moses get together for a little reunion.
Moses says" I haven't parted a sea in a long time".
So he raises his hands, and a sea parts.
He looks a Jesus and says"Damn that was fun".
So