10 Random Jokes

Need To Piss
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Jason and Maggie are out for a romantic walk along a country lane.

They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, Jason's lustful desire rises to a peak.

He is just about to get frisky when

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Bye Mom
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.

Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went

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Penis
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Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past.

The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba's last date:

"You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type,

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Pms
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How did they name PMS?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

Jackpot!
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Old Jack was in his club on a Friday night when he pulled a $100,000 jackpot on a poker (slot) machine.

When the club manager was presenting him with the cheque, he asked Jack how he was going

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Infestation Of Mites (group)
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This record belongs to the 3,859 residents of Itchy Butt, Montana. In 1989, visiting doctors certified that every person in the town was suffering from scabies, a skin disease caused by mite

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Union Brothels
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A dedicated UAW union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No,"

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Push Please
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

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Meanwhile
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.

Little Johnny Vs Maths
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO, and

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