Revenge Of The Blondes 0votes
Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes, here is their revenge!
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
- WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
- WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
- WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
- WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.Read More
The Last Coach 0votes
(Note that like Americans make fun of blondes, Indians make fun of sardars)
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.
Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about
His coach was the last coach in the train.
The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily.
This made him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was, "There should not be a last coach in any train."
Blonde Dents 0votes
A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees, and started blowing into her tailpipe.
So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was his turn.
He rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature."
His question was, "If you are in a vacuum
He thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Make Me Smarter 0votes
Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.