5 Blonde Jokes

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.

Finally the pro asks her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.

The pro looks all over the

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel

While I was shopping the other day, I wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous blonde.

Son, talk about *built*. I couldn't help but just stare

Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes, here is their revenge!

• WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
  Brown-bagging it.
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
• WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
• WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
• WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
• WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.