Blonde Sweater 0votes
A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.
The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?"
The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
"Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"
"Oh, crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.
One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car.
Suddenly, some jerk pulled in front of them.
The blonde then put her lips on the steering wheel.
The brunette feared
The blonde calmly replied, "I'm trying to blow the horn."
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb??
A: None.... Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
Q: Is it ok to eat out on
A: Well, it's usually best to try an old-fashioned French Kiss first...
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
Q: Did you hear about the constipated jitterbug?
A: He couldn't jit.
Q: Well, did you hear about the constipated accountant?
A: He couldn't budget.
Q: Did you hear that O.J. is endorsing a new margarine product?
A: It's called, "I Can't Believe I'm Not Guilty!"
Q: Have you heard about the new Home Cloning Kit?
A: You open up the box and there's one page of instructions. Actually, just one instruction: "Go fuck yourself."
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic gynecologist?
A: He wants to look at your vinegar.
Q: Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was busted for drug smuggling
at the airport?
A: Seems she bent over and someone saw fifty pounds of crack.
Q: Know why its called a blow "job" ?
A: So the feminists can attach a sort of quasi-work ethic to it without admitting they're really just another bunch of cocksuckers.
Q: What's another name for a zipper?
A: A Penis Fly Trap.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. and American justice?
A: O.J. is free.
Q: Why do lawyers wear ties?
A: To keep the foreskin from slipping up over their heads.
Q: Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
A: He was buttering up his teacher.
Q: Why do blondes prefer black panties?
A: They wear them as a memorial for all the stiffs that were buried down there.
Q: Why was Ronald McDonald fired?
A: They caught him giving Wendy a Whopper at Burger King.
Blonde Licence 0votes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your