5 Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are true stories.



  • I don't care how much you and your cat love each other, if you were
  • I'm really glad the guy who invented the Ray Gun was named Ray. Being shot with a Fred gun just wouldn't sound as cool.. - Bob Neanover
  • If you sat a million monkeys down at a million computers, they might just fix this Y2K problem...oh wait, we're already doing that. - Darrell Hulshult
  • I think that someone must have surveillance equipment set up in my living room, because every once in a while, someone on the TV will tell me what channel I'm watching. That really freaks me out, you know? - Pam Stewart
  • My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He prescribed a strong placebo, but I don't think it's working.
    - Fred Marcum


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Near Death Experience

A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control.

She tried with all her might to hang

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Blonde Passenger

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested she move to economy since she didn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde,

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Not Another One
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"



We went to the movie the other night.

I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.

Just as the feature was about to start a

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