Blondes Ear 0votes
Q: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A: Data transfer
The Bud Scale 0votes
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment.
One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which is on a
One says, "I'd give her a 7. She's really quite pretty."
Another agrees, and so does the third.
The bartender, while bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass. He checks her out himself and says, "Nah, I'd only give her a 3."
"A 3? How can you give her a 3?" says one of the three guys at the table.
"She's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says, "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women."
The guys look at each other, figure the bartender has lousy taste in women, and go back to their ratings.
Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar, and they confer between themselves and decide she deserves a 9.
However, the bartender, wiping off the table nearest to theirs, again overhears their rating of the gal. He checks her out himself and tells the fellows that he'd only give her a 5.
"A 5? How can you give her just a 5? She's absolutely gorgeous!"
The bartender casually replies that he uses the Budweiser method for rating women.
"The Budweiser method?" they puzzle, as the bartender returns to his post behind the bar. They are quite confused.
Three, maybe four minutes pass by, and then a stunning blonde, 5'11" goddess walks into the bar. Long luscious legs, sexy shape. Truly a work of flawless perfection.
Without hesitation, the three "judges" at the table determine that this young sultress is, without any doubt, a 10.
However, carrying a case of beer pass them to restock the supply behind the bar, the bartender once more overhears their rating of the girl.
He glances studiously at her, and says that the best, the very best that he could give her, would be a 7.
"A 7? How in the world could you give her just a mere 7? She's gorgeous!"
"Well," says the bartender again, "I use the Budweiser method for rating women."
"Budweiser!" says one of the guys, exasperated. "What in the Hell is this 'Budweiser method' for rating women?"
"Well, says the bartender, "the Budweiser method for rating women, is the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull me off her."
Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Queensland.
A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way.
But they'd driven just
Two months later they arrived in Queensland exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and three cases of toilet-bowl cleaner.
Total restrooms cleaned: 450.
Blonde Vs Puerto Rican 0votes
Q: What did you name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? . . . . . . .
Blonde Passenger 0votes
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested she move to economy since she didn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde,
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak to her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I' m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what he said to her.
The captain replied: "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."