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5 Blonde Jokes

Blonde Painter
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Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.

She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.

The first

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Clever Puss!
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Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight,

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Riddles
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb??
A: None.... Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

 

Q: Is it ok to eat out on

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One Liners
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  • Confucius: Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.
  • If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
  • Why can't blondes make ice cubes? Because they always forget the recipe.
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  • Great men are those who find that what they OUGHT to do and what they WANT to do are the SAME thing.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?
  • Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
  • Doctors will tell you that if you eat slowly you will eat less. Anybody raised in a large family will tell you the same thing.
  • The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.
  • I looked at a pair of walking shoes the other day.They cost $120. For that kind of money I could take a cab.
  • If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  • Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

 

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New Dogs
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

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