- Because they have to pay for their own uniforms the nurses in Sweden are threatening to come to work naked.
Somehow I think that's going to be a long strike.
- Q: Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A: He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
- Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A: So that when they're on the subway train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
- Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
- Q: What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
A: A homo-sex-y'all.
- Q: What do you call a Jewish wife who catches her husband in bed act with his secretary?
A: "The Plaintiff."
- Q: How did the Pollack teach his kid to put on his underwear?
A: Brown spots in the back..Yellow spots in the frontRead More
- Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
Q & A Session – Pay Attention Now! 0votes
Q. What's the definition of a transvestite?
A. A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.
A. Ten minutes of silence!
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore's screw everyone at the party, Bitches screw everyone at the party except you.
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "F**k"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. If my father is Welsh and my mother is Hungarian what does that make me?
A. Well hung
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery.
Q. What's the difference between a pair of panties and a stage curtain?
A. When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTIES... IT'S SHOWTIME!!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
Q: What's the definition of oral sex?
A: The taste of things to come.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.
Age Lie 0votes
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask.
'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
Blonde Passenger 0votes
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested she move to economy since she didn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replied, "I'm blonde,
Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak to her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving.
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I' m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked the captain what he said to her.
The captain replied: "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
Sleeping With A Redhead 0votes
Two sailors on shore leave are walking down the street.
They spot a beautiful blonde, and the first sailor asks his friend, "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
The second sailor replies that
First: "Have you ever slept with a brunette?"
Second: "Why yes, in fact, I've slept with brunettes on several occasions."
They walk on a litter farther and see a gorgeous redhead who makes the other two women look dowdy.
First: "Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"
His companion looks at him and answers slowly, "Not a wink!"