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5 Blonde Jokes

Quickies
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  • Because they have to pay for their own uniforms the nurses in Sweden are threatening to come to work naked.
    Somehow I think that's going to be a long strike.
  • Q: Did you hear about the
  • Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
    A: So that when they're on the subway train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
  • Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
    A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
  • Q: What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
    A: A homo-sex-y'all.
  • Q: What do you call a Jewish wife who catches her husband in bed act with his secretary?
    A: "The Plaintiff."
  • Q: How did the Pollack teach his kid to put on his underwear?
    A: Brown spots in the back..Yellow spots in the front

 

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Q & A Session – Pay Attention Now!
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Q. What's the definition of a transvestite?
A. A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

 

Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.

 

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Age Lie
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and

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Blonde Passenger
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested she move to economy since she didn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde,

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Sleeping With A Redhead
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Two sailors on shore leave are walking down the street.

They spot a beautiful blonde, and the first sailor asks his friend, "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"

The second sailor replies that

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