Toot! 0votes
One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car.
Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them.
The blonde then puts her lips on the steering wheel.
The
Burglarized Blonde 0votes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels,
Banged Once 0votes
"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model", the editor from the men's magazine explained.
"It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black".
The model picked up
Canadian Blonde 0votes
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.
The
Stutter 0votes
"Look" says the beautiful blonde, who loves a bet! "If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let you screw me!"
Sans MS">Quietly confident that no one will win, she turns to Mike "Where do you live?"
"M M M M Murph Murphysboro ..."
"No. You lose." says the beautiful blonde.
Turning to the Kevin, "Okay - where do you live, Kevin?" she asks, trying not to laugh.
"C...C...Car...Carbondale ..."
"Nope. You lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Bob, where do you live?"
"Carter" blurts out Bob.
"Oh, SHIT!" says the blonde.
A great cheer goes up in the bar and the blonde reluctantly takes him by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
Bob, with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then........... right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out: "....... v...v...ville!!"