5 Blonde Jokes

Revenge Of The Blondes
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Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes, here is their revenge!

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
  • WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
  • WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
  • WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
  • WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.

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The Last Coach
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(Note that like Americans make fun of blondes, Indians make fun of sardars)

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about

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Blonde Dents
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A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took

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Vacuum
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.

It was his turn.

He rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature."

His question was, "If you are in a vacuum

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Make Me Smarter
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Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to

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