5 Blonde Jokes

Blonde Sweater
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A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.

The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?"

The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time." 

 

T.g.i.f.
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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.

"Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"

"Oh, crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.

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Horn
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One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde's new car.

Suddenly, some jerk pulled in front of them.

The blonde then put her lips on the steering wheel.

The brunette feared

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Riddles
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb??
A: None.... Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

 

Q: Is it ok to eat out on

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Blonde Licence
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your

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