5 Blonde Jokes

Milk Baths
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought

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T.g.i.f.
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A business man got on an elevator in a building.

When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and

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Magic Mirror
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Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, go into the ladies room at a newly opened night club.

There is an attendant sitting by the door who tells them, "Be sure to check out

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Holy Hell
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Jeff and Mike were in an accident, and killed instantly.

Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter.

"Where is my friend Mike?" Jeff asked.

St. Peter replies, "Well, Mike was

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Simple Question To Heaven
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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.

St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"

The blonde replies,

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