Blonde Q & A 0votes
Q: Why don`t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can`t get all that water in the little package.
Q: Why didn't the blonde go in the building?
A: She heard it was four stories and she didn't
Flowers 0votes
A blonde and a redhead are walkng down the street.
As they pass a flower shop the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying her flowers.
She sighs and says "oh crap, Bill is buying me flowers
Are His Lights On? 0votes
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.
"Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?"
"Yep," replied the
Sleeping With A Redhead 0votes
Two sailors on shore leave are walking down the street.
They spot a beautiful blonde, and the first sailor asks his friend, "Have you ever slept with a blonde?"
The second sailor replies that
Alligator goes into a Bar 0votes
A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash.
He walks over to the bar, and orders a beer.
The bartender says "Sorry sir. You can't bring that alligator in here! It's a