5 Blonde Jokes

Indecent Thoughts
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While I was shopping the other day, I wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous blonde.

Son, talk about *built*. I couldn't help but just stare

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Blonde In A Boat
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Two Blondes were driving by a wheat field when they saw another Blonde in the middle of it trying to row a boat.

The Blonde driving the car stopped and said, "It's Blondes like that, that give us

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Blonde Hail Stones
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A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm.

The hail stones were as big

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Pull Over
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

The trooper cranked down his window

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Revenge Of The Blondes
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Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes, here is their revenge!

  • WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
  • WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
  • WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
  • WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
  • WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
  • WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.

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