5 Blonde Jokes

Doesn’t Matter!
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying

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Letters To Santa
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Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to

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Defective Nails
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Two blondes were working on a house.

The one who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail

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Moral
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An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences:

"So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people and I took it out for a maiden voyage

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Naked In The Laundromat
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A brother went in a laundry mat to wash his clothes and he notices that his clothes that he's wearing are dirty.

So he takes 'em off and puts them into the washer.

Then a blonde and brunette come in.

So he grabs a cigarette and goes in the corner and acts like a statue.

Then the brunette comes up and sticks a quarter up his ass and pulls on his dick and his cigarette goes flying out.

The brunette says "Hey Blondie, look. It's a cigarette dispenser!"

So the blonde sticks a quarter up his ass and yanks his cock.

She pulls and pulls and pulls.

Then she looks at the brunette and says "No it's not! It's a hand lotion machine!"

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