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5 Blonde Jokes

Moral
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An important executive was telling friends at his country club about some of his life experiences:

"So I bought this yacht that could carry fifty people and I took it out for a maiden voyage

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Great Bumper Stickers
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  • Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
  • My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
  • If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
  • You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
  • I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
  • Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream
  • No, I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
  • Ax Me About Ebonics
  • Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
  • Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
  • Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
  • Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

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Blonde on a Bus
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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group for a chartered-double-decker bus trip to London.
There are only 2 seats left on the bottom of the bus, and only 1 seat
A couple of hours later, it's the redhead's turn. She takes the steps to the top and sees the blonde, sitting there scared half to death. She's clutching the seat in front of her so hard that her knuckles are white.
"What's goin' on?" the redhead asks.
"We're havin' a grand old time down below, singing and laughing."
The blonde replies, "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
 
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Martian Baby
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The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars.

The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere.

Low and behold it was safe for

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Blonde in the Back
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A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies.

After the movie he took her to Lookout Mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her.

As things progressed they started fondling each

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