While I was shopping the other day, I wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous blonde.
Son, talk about *built*. I couldn't help but just stare
She caught me staring and suspected I wasn't just admiring her outfit.
She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?"
I replied, "No, ma'am. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them."
Blonde In A Boat
Two Blondes were driving by a wheat field when they saw another Blonde in the middle of it trying to row a boat.
The Blonde driving the car stopped and said, "It's Blondes like that, that give us
The second Blonde siad,"Yeah, if i could swim, I'd go out there and drown her!"
Blonde Hail Stones
A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm.
The hail stones were as big
The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined.
The repairman, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she spoke, decided to have some fun.
He told her to blow into the tailpipe of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could, over and over.
Just then, her best friend, who also is blonde, showed up.
Her friend saw her blowing into the tailpipe and was quite startled by the action.
She blurted out flippantly, "What are you doing!?"
The first blonde told her the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe real hard so that the dents would pop out.
Her girlfriend said, "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
The trooper cranked down his window
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
Revenge Of The Blondes
Well, the blondes finally got together to get back at the brunettes, here is their revenge!
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible.
- WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
- WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation.
- WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage.
- WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price
- WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache.Read More