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5 Blonde Jokes

Three Blondes Go To Heaven
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Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where

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Blonde Q & A
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
 
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
 
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A:
 
Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.
 
Q: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A: Data transfer
 
Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
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Blonde Job Interview
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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

The interviewer decides to start with the basics.

"So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds

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Little Chuckles
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  • There is no such thing as donuts. Only bucks have them.
  • I'll bet if you were a porn star who worked with the same actors all the time, you'd really get to know each other inside and
  • With the immense popularity of Viagra it's not surprising that the company has now started to produce versions of the drug for specific groups of customers: Viagra Lite: For people who only want to masturbate
  • Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.
  • The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu. 
    He says, being a smart ass,"I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."
    The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu.
  • A blonde woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.
    She answered, "Well, that depends on what's in it for me."

 

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Telegram The Bull
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the

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