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She Is Not
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  • She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
  • She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
  • She is not an UNTOUCHABLE SNOB - She is a SCRATCH RESISTANT
  • She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
  • She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
  • She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
  • She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
  • She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
  • She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
  • She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
  • She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
  • She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
  • She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
  • She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
  • She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.
  • She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
  • She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
  • She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
  • She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
  • She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
  • She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
  • She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

 

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Blonde Exam
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A blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.

She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper

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