2 Random Jokes

Two Firefighters butt fucking on a smoke filled elevator when the chief comes on and says "hey whats going on here?"

First firefighter says "chief he had smoke inhalation."

Chief says "why didn't you give

The young couple is on their honeymoon.

After a few hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."

"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where do