A sailor, after placing some flowers on a grave in a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave, and asked, "What time
The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time your friend come up to smell flowers. "
There was this Indian chief named Chief Bowels.
The neighboring town wanted to build a golf course on his land, and this made the chief very angry, so he sends a messenger to the council
The messenger goes in the wrong door, goes to the doctor and says, "Bowels not move."
So the doctor gives him a pill.
The messenger takes the pill back to the chief.
The next day the messenger is back and says , "Bowels still not move."
So the doctor gives him a stronger pill.
The next day, same thing, the messenger comes back ...."Bowels STILL no move."
So the doctor gives him the strongest pills he has.
The next day, the messenger comes back and says, "Bowels HAD to move. Tepee full of shit."