The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee.
As she
bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals a lack of underwear.
woman! Why aren't you wearing any
bloomers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you
don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his
pocket and says "For the sake of decency, here's
20. Go buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show
that she too is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! Ye've no knickers. Why not?"
She
replies "I can't afford any on the money you give
me."
He reaches into his pocket and says"'For the
sake of decency, here's 10. Go buy yourself
some underwear!"
Lastly the Scotsman's wife bends over.
The
wind also takes her skirt over her head to
reveal that she, too,is naked under it.
"Sweet
mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer
drawers?"
She too explains "You dinna give
me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and
says "Well, fer the love 'o Jesus, here's a
comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."