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The Top 12 Signs This School Year Is Going To Suck

12 Not being allowed to wear your black trenchcoat means you'll have to try to look intimidating in a lavender ski jacket.

11 "Mike, report to Principal Kevorkian's

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America’s Team?

  • What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.
  • There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.
  • Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore? It's a parole violation
  • The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.
  • The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin.
  • They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".
  • It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".
  • The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".
  • The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.
  • In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.
  • How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights.


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