These Things Happen 0votes
A worried father telephoned his family doctor and said that he was afraid that his teenaged son had come down with V.D.
"He says he hasn't had
"Don't worry so much," advised the doctor. "These things happen."
"I know, doctor," said the father, "but I have to admit that I've been sleeping with the maid also. I seem to have the same symptoms."
"Not only that, I think I've passed it to my wife."
"Oh God," said the doc, "That means we all have it."
Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long train ride across the country.
On one seat, a young, beautiful lady sits next to her
Across from them, an Army general sits next to his young lieutenant.
The train enters a long, dark tunnel.
Suddenly, in the darkness, there is the sound of a kiss followed by a slap!
The train exits the tunnel and the four people in the passenger compartment look at each other.
Without saying a word, each of them thinks they know what has just happened.
The young lady is surprised, but very happy that the young lieutenant waited for an appropriate moment to kiss her, but she can't understand why her grandmother slapped him.
The grandmother is shocked that the young lieutenant would try to kiss her granddaughter, but she is happy that her granddaughter slapped him.
The General was pleased that his young lieutenant had waited for an appropriate moment to kiss the young lady because he could see they liked each other.
However, he couldn't understand why the grandmother had slapped him.
Meanwhile, the young lieutenant sat in his seat, feeling very good about himself.
Not only had he found a way to kiss the pretty young lady sitting across from him, but he had also managed to slap his general at the same time!