2 Random Jokes

A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.

Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here... where you from, boy?".

The guy says, "I'm

• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
• Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
• The most valuable function performed by the federal government
  is entertainment.
• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
• The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
• On the other hand, Rome was burnt in a day.
• Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."