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5 Little Johnny Jokes

What Would You Have?
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Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out.

"If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan,

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A Letter To Santa
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Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the

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Learning Numbers
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
“Four," answers the boy.
"What

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Raw Material
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The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"

Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I

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Shopping With Grandma
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Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some panty hose and he began to sound out the

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