5 Little Johnny Jokes

replied, " Ok, 5 more minutes then you get up and shower and come down stairs for breakfast."

After little Johnny had his shower.

His mother heard him crying as he came down stairs. "Johnny, What's wrong."

"I had my first wet dream"

His mother was a little unsettled with his response.

She replied. "Well that isn't anything to be upset about. It's perfectly natural and normal. It means you're growing up"

"No mom it isn't that. You don't understand!"

"Well what is it then?"

"When my friends ask me. What I said after my first ejaculation. I'm going to have to say - Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"

 

replied, "Why that's where your dad hit me with an axe."

"Came awfully fuckin' close to your cunt, didn't he?" he replied. 

 

him if he wanted a male or a female.

Little Johnny asked for both.

So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pullet."

Little Johnny got confused, and asked him what he meant.

The farmer said, "A cock is a male chicken and a pullet is a female chicken."

Little Johnny said, "Oh," and went on his way with two chickens one under each arm.

A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale.

He went to the man who was selling it to find out how much it was.

The man said, "The ass is 15 dollars."

Little Johnny replied, "No, I want the donkey out side in your yard."

The man just said, "That's an ass."

Little Johnny, new to these terms, just said, "Oh," and bought the donkey.

As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit stubborn about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to get him going again."

So Little Johnny is going back home and the donkey stops dead in its tracks and he can't get it to move.

He can't scratch its ear because he would have to drop one of the chickens and it would run away.

So Little Johnny starts to fuss and yell at the donkey.

While he is doing this a beautiful woman walks up and asks him if he needs help.

Little Johnny thinks, hey, why don't I try to impress this beautiful woman by using my new terms that I learned today.

So Little Johnny  turns to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"

 

 

child.

Mikey says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework." The teacher says, "Very good, Mikey."

Clair says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain."

The teacher says, "Very good, Clair."

Little Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna shit on the piano."

billfold with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "you'd be his wife!"