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5 Little Johnny Jokes

Short Poems
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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

He stood

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Little Johnny The Mime
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Little Johnny's teacher decided that the children should learn about mime, so she had each of them develop a speech, which was to be relayed by using motion only.

When Little Johnny's turn came, he stood

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Perhaps
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"Okay, class, we're going to play a game today," said the third grade teacher. "I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

She then goes around the room asking each

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Selling Chickens
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One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling chickens.

Little Johnny went over to the farmer to see how much he was selling them for.

The farmer asked

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Little Johnny The Gambler
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It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked up the teacher.

He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an avid

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