5 Little Johnny Jokes

Before
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A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills.

The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.'

He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands

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Strained
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Little Johnny was left to fix lunch.

When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea.

So the two women sipped their tea happily while having lunch and chit-chatted.

Afterwards, when

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Two Dicks
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Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.

"Does anyone know what

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Selling Chickens
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One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling chickens.

Little Johnny went over to the farmer to see how much he was selling them for.

The farmer asked

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Artistic
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Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.

It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she

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