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5 Little Johnny Jokes

Vulgar
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There was a little boy in school who was a very vulgar boy.

At any opportunity, he would exclaim his vile vocabulary to any of the other kindergarten students, and even to the teacher.

One day in

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Perhaps
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Okay, class, we're going to play a game today," said the third grade teacher. "I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

She then goes around the room asking each

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Pool Etiquette
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Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." 

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said

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Urinate
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.

He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now,

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Shopping With Grandma
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Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some panty hose and he began to sound out the

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