Johnnys First Wet Dream 0votes
Johnny's mother entered little Johnny's room and woke him.
"Come on Johnny time to wake and get ready for school"
Johnny groggily pleaded, "Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"
After little Johnny had his shower.
His mother heard him crying as he came down stairs. "Johnny, What's wrong."
"I had my first wet dream"
His mother was a little unsettled with his response.
She replied. "Well that isn't anything to be upset about. It's perfectly natural and normal. It means you're growing up"
"No mom it isn't that. You don't understand!"
"Well what is it then?"
"When my friends ask me. What I said after my first ejaculation. I'm going to have to say - Ahhh come on mom, just 5 more minutes please!"
Psychology Gone Wrong 0votes
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses.
She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
Little Johnny Gets Crabs 0votes
Little Johnny got the crabs from a girlfriend and wanted to know how to get rid of them.
There are three options.
Hold a mirror opposite of your genitals and the crabs will think that there is
another crotch to jump off onto.
- Shave off half of your pubic hair, set the other half on fire and stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run out of the first half.
- Go to a movie; buy a box of popcorn, a coke, and a pack of milk duds. When the movie is really getting to a point of real excitement be sure to drop some of the popcorn into your lap so the crabs can eat some of the popcorn. The salt in the popcorn will make the crabs really thirsty, and they will go to the lobby to get some water. While they are gone, you get up and move to another seat.Read More
The Best Stuff 0votes
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
If I Can 0votes
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.
He stood and said, "My
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.
She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room.
He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think can!"