5 Little Johnny Jokes

No Ears

Little Johnny's next door neighbours had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born with no ears.

When they brought the baby home the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Johnny's parents

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Little Ones

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love.

One day they decide they want to get married, so Little Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask

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True Love

Little Johnny came home from his hot date and sat down to talk with his dad.

He had a smile on his face.

'It must be true love, dad' he sighed.

'What makes you think that it is

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Little Johnny In Love

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the

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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months," then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."