5 Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls.

They cautioned him he could easily kill someone.

Through the

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's

The teacher asks the class if they can tell her what abbreviations stand for.

Mary says "VIP - very important person."

Steven says "R.I.P. - rest in peace."

The teacher goes through the whole class, the last

Around lunchtime Sheryl left school and headed for home, crying because her first period had started and she had no idea what it was.

The girl's teacher was reluctant to get involved, so

Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.

She was puzzled by Little Johnny's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it