5 Little Johnny Jokes

Short Poems
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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.

He stood

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Stand Up!
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

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Rubbing It
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A third grade teacher came in to the room one day and found a drawing of a penis on the blackboard.

She suspiciously looked at her students but didn't say anything.

Instead, she rubbed it

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Sinner!
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"Bless me Father, for I have  sinned.  I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father it is."

"And who was the woman  you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father.  I don't

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Beautiful
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who

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