5 Little Johnny Jokes

God, Please!
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Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties.

He tried to get it out but it was really stuck.

As he struggled to free

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Two Dicks
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Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.

"Does anyone know what

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Piece Of Cake
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake

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Selling Chickens
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One day Little Johnny went walking around to check out his surroundings and found a farmer selling chickens.

Little Johnny went over to the farmer to see how much he was selling them for.

The farmer asked

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Get Into Heaven
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Little Johnny's exasperated mother, finally asked him after a particularly exhausting afternoon, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

Little Johnny thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out -- and in

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