5 Little Johnny Jokes

No Ears
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Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny's family was

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Stand Up!
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

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Not A Peep
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Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.

The father tried every way possible to get Johnny to

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Making Cigarettes
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Little Johnny and his girl were walking along a trail in the woods.

Suzy noticed that some of the animals were behaving oddly.

"Little Johnny, why is that rabbit on top that other one?" she asked.

Little Johnny

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Tail Of The Cat
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A teacher puts a photograph of a Tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat?

Little Mary has the first attempt

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