Visit To A Farm 0votes
One day, a class of third graders from the city was taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm.
The kids were amazed to see all the different kinds of animals on
Beautiful 0votes
Little Johnny watched his mother spread cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?"
Beautiful 0votes
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who
Topic Of The Day 0votes
The teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your mother to me as a bird, and tell me why."
She leaves the kiddies for a short while and then asks them their answers.
Kelly at
Substitute Teacher 0votes
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after