5 Lawyer Jokes

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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an

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Lawyer Operation
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As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"

The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was

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Good, Bad, Worse.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

Worse: Your daughter borrowed them


Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad: You find

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Paternity Suit

"Because my client is uncertain which of the two men with whom she lived concurrently is the father of her child, Your Honor," stated the lawyer, "she seeks to combine them as joint

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Lawyer Q&A


Q:  What should you throw to a drowning lawyer?

A:  His partners!


Q:  What does a lawyer do after sex?

A:  Pays the bill.


Q:  What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

A:  Taller!


Q:  What's brown and

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