Questions
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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Why do we say something is out
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Stamp Recall
The post office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers.
It seems people were confused as to which side to spit on.
The Things Lawyers Say
The following are actual questions asked by actual lawyers in actual court.
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: Was that the same
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Elbow Hurts
A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor."
"Don't do that," volunteered his friend, "there's a new computer at the drugstore that can
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Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around.
After a while, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter.
The proprietor said, that will be $10 for
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