5 Lawyer Jokes

Simple Answers To Simple Questions
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.?????
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A.

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Wrong Way
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A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."

After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured

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Suin’ Down South
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast

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Lawyer Rates
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A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes", the lawyer replied,

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The Pope And The Lawyer
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Once a Pope and a lawyer died and went to heaven.

God came and said, "Follow me and I will give you your rooms."

So they both followed. First God gave the

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