5 Lawyer Jokes

it was such a good idea.
The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it ?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you ?"
She said that it didn't.
The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex ?"
The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think Lawyers come from?".

 

can't understand.

 

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's a fish.

 

Q: Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

 

Q: Why does California have so many lawyers and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps?

A: New Jersey got to pick first.

 

and the kneading stopped.

But a few minutes later, he again felt the man's hands on his back.

"Excuse me," the lawyer asked, "But why are you touching my back?"

"I'm a chiropractor," the man replied, "and I sometimes I can't keep myself from practicing my skills."

"Get control of yourself," the lawyer shot back.

"I'm an attorney, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

 

little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

and a lawyer.

On the table is a beautiful stripper dancing in a G-string.

When she faces away from them the doctor puts a $20 in the G-string on her left ass check, the lawyer puts a $20 in the G-string on her right ass cheek.

The truck driver reaches in his back pocket, takes out his wallet, but he sees that he has no cash in it, so he takes out his ATM card, swipes it in her ass, takes the $40 and runs like hell. :-)

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