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5 Lawyer Jokes

Needing Advice Please!
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A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that

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Q & A
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

 

Q: What are lawyers good for?

A: They make used car salesmen look good.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you

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Chiropractor
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A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a play.

Suddenly, he felt the hands of the man behind him, kneading into his back.

He turned and gave the man a stern look,

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Two In A Grave
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A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the

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Truck Drivers Tennis Shoes
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Why do truck drivers wear tennis shoes?? Well, to answer that I have to tell you a little story.

One day this truck driver goes into a strip club and sits at a table between a doctor

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