A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills, then he went to place them in his mailbox to be picked up by the postman.
When he got there he was surprised to find a bill from the lawyer!
Lawyer Operation**** 1vote
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was
Good, Bad, Worse. 0votes
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find
Worse: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you do
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Paternity Suit 0votes
"Because my client is uncertain which of the two men with whom she lived concurrently is the father of her child, Your Honor," stated the lawyer, "she seeks to combine them as joint
"So what she is really filing," commented the judge in a wry tone, "is a paternity suit with two pair of pants."
Lawyer Q&A 0votes
Q: What should you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners!
Q: What does a lawyer do after sex?
A: Pays the bill.
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
Q: What's brown and
A: A Doberman!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
A: The pronunciation.