Needing Advice Please! 0votes
A woman went to her doctor for advice.
She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that
The doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it ?"
She said that she did.
He asked, "Does it hurt you ?"
She said that it didn't.
The doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant."
The woman was mystified. She asked "You can get pregnant from anal sex ?"
The doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think Lawyers come from?".
Q & A 0votes
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What are lawyers good for?
A: They make used car salesmen look good.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you
Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's a fish.
Q: Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Q: Why does California have so many lawyers and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.
A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for a play.
Suddenly, he felt the hands of the man behind him, kneading into his back.
He turned and gave the man a stern look,
But a few minutes later, he again felt the man's hands on his back.
"Excuse me," the lawyer asked, "But why are you touching my back?"
"I'm a chiropractor," the man replied, "and I sometimes I can't keep myself from practicing my skills."
"Get control of yourself," the lawyer shot back.
"I'm an attorney, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Two In A Grave 0votes
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother.
On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Truck Drivers Tennis Shoes 0votes
Why do truck drivers wear tennis shoes?? Well, to answer that I have to tell you a little story.
One day this truck driver goes into a strip club and sits at a table between a doctor
On the table is a beautiful stripper dancing in a G-string.
When she faces away from them the doctor puts a $20 in the G-string on her left ass check, the lawyer puts a $20 in the G-string on her right ass cheek.
The truck driver reaches in his back pocket, takes out his wallet, but he sees that he has no cash in it, so he takes out his ATM card, swipes it in her ass, takes the $40 and runs like hell. :-)
See -- tennis shoes