Man walks into bar, and tell the Bartender to set the house up, and one for himself as well.
Bartender….. Thanks guy, what’s your name?
Guy—- Just call me Lucky, was on my way to work and a seven car accident happened, all were killed but me!
Next Day
Bartender….. Here comes Lucky again, Hi Lucky!
Guy—- Call me Lucky Lucky…
Bartender…… Why?
Guy—– was on airplane going to St.Louis, about 40 miles from there the plane crashed and all died but me, set the house up, and one for yourself as well.
Next Day
Bartender…. Here comes Lucky Lucky again, Hi Lucky!
Guy—- Call me Lucky Lucky Lucky
Bartender…. why?
Guy…. was at my girlfriends house screwing her, and her husband walked in. Walked over to the closet, pulled out a rifle and shot me in the ass twice! Bartender…. and you call that Lucky?
Guy—- yes, if’n he would have been five min earlier he would have shot me in the head!