Mary Jane's mother screamed, "Your father will kill you when he finds out that you set the garage on fire!"
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew her father was trapped in the garage.
Mary Jane was scooting up the flagpole at school. The teacher cried out, "Mary Jane get down! The boys can see your panties!"
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any.
While on a date in a dark movie theatre, Mary Jane's date slipped his hand down her bra.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed. She knew she kept her money hidden in her shoe.
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!"
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew the shark was never going to help that man!
Mary Jane was crossing the street with her mother. As her mother stooped to pick up a quarter, she was hit by a bus.
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew it was only a nickel.
Mary Jane was walking through a cow pasture when she came upon a big, fresh pile of cow manure. On top of this steaming pile of manure was a tiny fly.
And Mary Jane laughed and laughed, because she knew a fly couldn't have made all of that.
Mary Jane was about to have sex when the boy stopped to put on a condom.
Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew the condom wouldn't protect against crabs or chlamydia.