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Never Choke In A Restaurant In The South

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Two good ole boys walk into a bar.
While enjoying a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough and sputter.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the men looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The one good ole boys walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies from her throat and out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the man walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I’d heard of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver,’ but I ain’t niver seen nobody do it."