Blonde Q & A
Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
One-liners
- I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX
collect.
- A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they
just don't remember who with.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be
repaid.
- If an ex-wife and her attorney fell out of an airplane which one
would hit the ground first? Who cares?
- Nice guys finish last... and sleep on the wet spot, too!
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Defective Nails
Two blondes were working on a house.
The one who was nailing down siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull
out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail
it in.
The other blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's
pointed TOWARD me I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed
toward the HOUSE, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got angry and yelled, "You MORON!!! The nails pointed
toward you aren't defective! They're for the OTHER side of the house!!"
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Mobile Mailbox
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
Blonde, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are
complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde,
"That was a little too expensive, so I did the
next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist, "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist, "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde, "I figure its because when I'm driving around,
my zip code keeps changing."
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Blondes Go Duck Hunting
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither
one of them has ever been duck hunting before
and after several hours they still haven't
bagged any.
One hunter looks
at the other and
says "I just don't understand it-- why aren't
we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just
don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
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